Anonymous Insiders Tales: April 2013 – Volume 1 Issue 1

So far it has been a pretty busy month for anons. We really overdid ourselves in the last weeks. We start our stories in the Middle East :

#OpIsrael v2.0

A few months ago we made Israel stop firing rockets at Gaza but it appears that they wanted to resume their shenanigans where they left them. Anons said no way, hosay and went to the barricades. Some say we did over 3 millions in damages to Israel cyberspace. But of course Israel is butthurt and say we didn’t do anything.
But seriously, it was the best freaking internet riot ever. It was so massive! Never in the history of hackers so many groups allied for the same goal. An insane 24 hours of tango downs, leaks, counter hacks and failed psyops.

YAN project

@YourAnonNews announced a new project and started to gather funds. They gathered 32 grands as of writing. It pissed TimCast and other anons very much. U MAD BRO???? It’s awesome to see that the people trust us enough to give us all that money. <3

Justice for Rehtaeh Parsons

This is the sad story of another girl who saw her life destroyed by rapists in the small community of Cole Harbour, Nova Scotia. Literally destroyed when she took her own life. Turns out Anonymous does not take kindly to rape and cyberbullying and the collective grabbed its Sherlock Holmes cape. The game was afoot very briefly. They were allegedly able to identify the rapists in 24 hours and told the police they could help.
But the police didn’t like it at all…
Police : “If Anonymous want to work with us then they better drop their masks.”
Anons : “If the police want to work with us then they better put on a mask.”
The #lulz!

#OpGabon

There’s really some things you can’t image exist or at least, just you dont want to. Turns out there’s a place in Africa were politicians and cults kill kids to eat them. It’s worst than taxes. And yuck! That’s really gross. We really don’t like yucky things unless they are on \b\.

Biggest twitter storm ever

There’s crappy stuff everywhere but don’t worry, we will fix it! Muslims were getting massacred in Rohingya and nobody dared talking about it. We did. And we broke the most hugenormous twitterstorm ever!
It’s been said : Anonymous taught twitter about the Rohingya genocide. Over 100,000 mentions in 24 hours (graph). Are we bad ass or what !?
People started to ask the Dalai Lama for peace. But X came and told everyone to shut up since he’s a know-it-all Buddhist masta.

AnonRelations drama

Anons always live up to their drama queens reputation and it turns out AnonRelations.net put up a pretty good act. Malice got really pissed off and stirred a massive shitstorm. Sage went all rage quit “YAAAAARRRRR!!!”. Therefore AnonRelations was pronounced dead only to come back to life two weeks later. Zombie movies have nothing on us.
Bravo! Amazing acting guys….mmmmmm

IRC Quote of the Week

<dmzpkts> Change only happens at the barrel of a gun.. but no one ever said, that the gun cant be a digital one.

And also

/b/ cats
Don’t forget! Internet is serious biz. Serious serious…

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